H!P Rankings

Hi hi~ It's RisuTEN! This is quite late now-mainly cause I completely forgot about it... But this is my members ranking of Hello! Project. This is probably the easiest way to get to know what Risu thinks of the members...though there's too much to say about all of them so I'll do my best to shorten things up!

So let's start off with number 1...Airi!

Airi is my favourite member of Hello! Project. There's way too much to say about her. She's a brilliant singer and she's adorable in a really dorky way. She makes lots of stupid puns and says stupid things which the other members ignore and she sadfaces :( but it makes me laugh all the time. I'm not the sort of person to like the things or people everybody likes but I can't help it! No one beats Airi for me. Of course, the beginning was with watching the pv Kiss Kiss Kiss by Buono and my first impression was of Buono! was: Momoko being the cute one...Miyabi being the strong leader (though I guess that's not quite right?) and Airi...I had no opinion of Airi...so I decided to get to know more about the one I didn't know at all. Just from those videos of her playing Golf and doing Batsu (punishment) I just fell in love ah~

Momoko in number 2! I love Momoko too because she's such a tomboy but she acts really cute too. But besides Airi, she also makes me laughs tonnes and she's suprisingly quite responsible despite being quite hyper most of the time.
These two are my definite top 2!

Chinami and Miyabi... To be honest I didn't know whether I liked Chinami or Miyabi more... initially I liked Chinami more since her voice is just so adorable and she always looks pretty but lately she's being quite horrible to Momoko? Though it's playful it's still a little upsetting seeing the look on Momoko's face! And lately I'm loving Miyabi more and more since she used to be quite quiet and mature in Buono videos but lately she acts really clumsy and it's totally cute seeing this side of her...!

I'm suprised I put Nakki so high since she used to be the person I liked the least in C-ute not too long ago but recently I'm noticing her more and more and she seems to be looking prettier in her pictures too. With the C-ute plays I've been watching, I guess I just started to like her more and find her more interesting!

Chisato, Mai and Maimi are really just roughly the same to me. Take note that I love all the Hello! Kids members equally around after Miyabi because I find them all funny and interesting in their different ways. I loved Chisa and Mai with their pranks and stuff though I'm not really sure about the order of these three to be honest! I love Maimi too beause at first I thought she was pretty cool but then I suddenly saw the completely air-headed side of her which I love.
I get this image of C-ute and Berryz... where they're walking with their leaders at the front..Berryz are marching happily and orderly. But then in C-ute I see the members mucking about and Maimi trying to tell them off...but a few seconds later, I see Maimi mucking about with them. That sort of feeling!

If Kanna and Erika were still here it would probably go Chisato Mai Kanna Maimi Erika. Kanna always seems quiet and a bit moody but I think this seriousness of hers just fits well with the silly Airi haha. Erika is not "last" and it's not like I like her the least or anything because I absolutely love Erika cause she's so funny with her Tension ageko and especially in Yorosen! too.

Now onto Berryz! I can't stress this enough though...I love Berryz and C-ute pretty much equally...how can you possibly compare them? They're similar but so so so so different in so many different ways. So I was stuck for ages with this ranking because I didn't know whether I liked any members more than each other!

I remember back in the old days me and Usagi made fun of Maasa's voice especially in Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance but honestly, I do love Maasa too because she's the mother of Berryz right?! and I just think her manliness is funny (and also I love the video with her scaring Chi *love*)>Kumai, Captain and Risako... I know Risako would be last only cause she just looks a bit weird in her pictures but only because she used to look so cute and now she's...well...and also her voice is...well... and she doesn't speak much either...but I do love Risako too! Her little shows and movie she did is really cute! and plus I love imitating Risako... Kumai and Captain are a bit conflicting too but I guess I chose Kumai over Captain because she looks prettier? and I also just think her panick-y ness is cute. But Captain is awesome too! with her dancing and leadership!

Morning Musume! Well to be honest I'm not really much of a Momusu fan and I think this is only because of ONE particular member (urgh) and the older generations were much more interesting. Reina is first because when I first saw her I thought...YANKII!... and not too much to my surprise, everybody thought so too! I think it's her eyes? but her voice-anime voice? is cool and she just...is cool! Yankii love! JunJun is really funny too and she's CHINESE! Just joking, I'm not judging this by race (xD) but yeah I just find her funny. Ai is pretty cool too since she's taken over Hello! Project now but I totally lost my cool image of her when I read she often slaps Momoko's ass? ........
...I'm confused. I chose Mano Erina over Sayumi!??... W-w-what was I thinking...?! Well err I didn't like Mano Erina before because her Mano Point in her Yorosen was annoying (5/TEN) and her songs are boring too. Her personality seems very...boring too. But she seems quite sweet? so I don't hate her. I like Sayumi I guess but she just tries to act cute but to me she seems quite bitchy. Plus her singing voice is a bit annoying too.
Linlin... I havn't really watched any videos of her so I can't say anything but apparently she's funny too? Well actually in Pocket Morning, Linlin answers are just...the BEST... I don't even know why. She's the last to answer and you kinda get all these different answers (and a disgusting answer by SOMEONE) and then when you get to Linlin... she usually gives the most BORING and AVERAGE answer you can think of. But just that makes me laugh! It also just makes me think her japanese is still not too good hahaha.
Niigaki is only bottom here cause I don't know anything about her so I can't say anything really!

S/mileage now... I'm not a fan of S/mileage. I may still have a grudge against them after Shugo Chara Egg (made up of most s/mileage members) took over Buono singing the op songs to Shugo Chara (though I guess it's not a big deal). I only have aMa no Jamaku on my iPod because it was part of the Pucchi Best 10 album (?) but it's such a boring song. The least heard on my H!P playlist.
Wada Ayaka is first cause... I dunno I think she's cute? Maeda Yuuka's cute too but she also irritates me quite a lot. Plus...SHE HAS A MOLE ON THE MIDDLE OF HER NECK HAHAHAHAHA. She covered it up with a ribbon before and I laughed so much. It's like someone aiming a gun at her throat hahahahaha. (I'm so horrible) Kanon's quite cute too but she also annoys me. Oogawa Saki's face annoys me the most though because it's like... a squished melon seriously. Her smile also reminds me of my piano teacher I had who I really don't like. B-b-but otherwise I don't hate S/mileage since I don't really know much about them.
Kamei Eri's below S/mileage for some reason because...I don't know anything about her? or maybe because I read this radio translation of her with JunJun and Aika and her and Aika were bullying JunJun.
SPEAKING OF THE DISGUSTING ONE.
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URGH Aika... I don't usually hold grudges against people since I don't find it fair hating people you don't know but I don't even want to know anything about her. She doesn't even deserve a bold font. She's just Aika. Mitsui. DOG WOMAN. This probably started when I watched her say a horrible word to JunJun and making her cry. This continued with her disgusting ness. She's one of those girls... burikko... Let's see... She's kinda like Momoko. They both talk in this kind of disgusting voice sometimes and try to act cute. Difference is...Momoko IS cute. Aika... I can see right through her! She's dirt. URGH. When she puts on that annoying voice it makes me want to cry and strangle her. I'd probably like Morning Musume more if she wasn't in it because then I wouldn't have to see her disgusting-ness. I'll admit though...sometimes she does look pretty. She looks better with longer hair definately. But she cut it short and she just looks gross. In this picture, she just looks like she's secretly smelling her disgusting armpit.
Well I've ended up ranting too much about her. Let's not speak of her again.

This order is pretty obvious by now. C-ute only wins over Berryz because I like the members more. Otherwise I'd just place them both in second. Morning Musume's alright. Guardians4... I find some of their songs catchy...and I love Risako, Nakki and Kumai but urgh I'd like them more if Aika wasn't there. Erina Mano yeah I guess...S/mileage last...


Well! I hope the most that H!P kids rank far this time! I'll die if I see any S/mileage members higher than Buono members!!...


Well Risu OFF! I tried to shorten this as much as possible since it's probably better you get to know more and more of what I think gradually! I rate this 9.5/TEN! Because it was too difficult choosing and my ranking now is kinda different from when I did this a few weeks ago so this isn't completely accurate..!

Bai ni~ RisuTEN